Review – Bordello of Blood

Tales from the Crypt really puts the bore in bordello with this stinker. In the fine tradition first pioneered in “Demon Knight,” here we have another parade of stupid vampire clichés trotted out as a cheap excuse for a plot. “Borrowing” from other pictures – especially From Dusk Til Dawn – is also plentiful. Cast-wise, Chris Sarandon has already demonstrated his willingness to play along with crap like this. But Dennis Miller? When this first came out, his career was on a high note. Desperate for attention? Expensive coke habit? Only Miller knows for sure. Beyond his mailed-in performance, there’s little or nothing here for anyone besides a humor-impaired, date-free, horny teenage boy. See if desperate