Review – He Knows You’re Alone

Really, does he? Then he must also know that I’m bored silly by this empty-headed excuse for a slasher movie. You know you’re looking at a real stinker when the highlight of the whole grim debacle is a brief appearance by a really young Tom Hanks, playing a minor character who remains onscreen just long enough to spout some ridiculous catharsis nonsense. Wish I’d skipped it