Review – Avalanche

This movie is a master class in how not to tell a story. The premise is paper thin, but even a solid set-up would have swiftly fallen victim to the ridiculous plot twists and thoroughly motiveless characters. The presence of big name stars – including Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow – should at least have been a triumph for the casting director. But instead the sight of competent actors struggling with epically terrible dialogue just calls more attention to how bad the script is. If you’re in the mood for something laughably awful, this should do nicely. Otherwise see if desperate