Review – Transylvania 6-5000

Literally everybody in this movie appears to be improving everything they do. And not in a Robert Altman slice-of-life way, either. More in a “let the actors make a giant mess so the movie will fail and turn into a big tax write-off” way. The result is a sloppy, amateurish mess, an assembly of sight gags so stupid that it’s almost literally unwatchable. And yet when I sit through crap like this, I can never quite shake the feeling that this is somebody’s favorite movie. Wish I’d skipped it