Review – Piranha 3DD

In answer to the “genital violence” question on DoesTheDogDie, someone wrote “piranha on the ding dong.” That five-word observation was more entertaining than the whole movie. Even the copious supply of outtakes during the end credits were more tightly plotted than the previous 90 minutes. If for some reason you hate David Hasselhoff and want to see him humiliate himself staggering around in a terrible low budget horror movie, here’s your chance. And if you’re a 12-year-old boy who craves random shots of bare boobs, well, they make this thing called the internet. This production serves no other function. Wish I’d skipped it