Review – The Killer Eye

Shit slinger David DeCoteau has amassed quite a collection of aliases throughout his career. In this effort from 1999 – one of six he directed that year, according to IMDb – he goes by Richard Chasen. The story – to the extent that there even is one – is about a scientist who allows an eyeball monster to cross over from the eighth dimension and have vague, softcore sex with a handful of dumb people. Given how thoroughly the niche market for this sort of thing has been eclipsed by easily-available porn on the internet (particularly Japanese tentacle stuff), this movie is likely to appeal only to a tiny group of viewers who were at just the right stage of puberty when it first hit video decades ago and are now for some reason nostalgic about the experience. Wish I’d skipped it