Review – Toxic Shark

I’ve actually started feeling sorry for the actors in Syfy shark movies. They take tons of theatre classes, spend time on the stage performing in everything from serious dramas to musicals, move to California, work service industry jobs and wait for their big breaks. And then comes the day when they get to call home and say, “Mom, I got a job! I’m in a movie about chemically contaminated sharks that have things on their heads that shoot toxic goo on people. So my character is either going to get eaten or turned into a 28-Days-Later-style goo zombie.” But take heart, aspiring thespians. Celebrities from Jennifer Aniston to Renee Zellweger got their starts making sludge like this. See if desperate