Review – 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

The first 47 Meters Down had a couple of things going for it: a simple story and a handful of good jump scares. This one can’t even do that much. The plot in particular is an elaborate mess about teenage girls getting trapped in an underwater cave network infested with blind cave sharks. The closest I came to being entertained by this was when I somehow managed to accidentally turn on the audio descriptions for visually atypical audience members. Hearing a calm voice recounting what I was watching at least confirmed that the dreadfulness wasn’t an optical illusion. See if desperate