Review – Red Water

Add this to the list of sentences I never thought I’d type: this movie needed way more crappy animated shark. As bad as the SyFy effects are, they’re still a birthday present compared to the characters and dialogue. The best moments of the movie are boosted from previous killer fish pictures (Jaws and Piranha in particular), and most of it isn’t even that good. Though he was never one of my favorite actors, Lou Diamond Philips has begun to make me sad. If a role like this is beneath his dignity, that should give you some idea of where the rest of the production lies on the quality scale. See if desperate