Review – Petrified

Time has passed Full Moon Video by. Maybe – just maybe – back in the 1980s a blend of the softest soft-core sex and guys in rubber monster suits was enough to justify a movie’s existence with no additional concern for script, acting, plot or character development. But in the 21st century infoscape, a realm of easily-accessible hard-core porn and extreme horror violence, this fails to rise above “quaint.” Though the MPAA wasn’t officially asked, I have trouble imagining the association dishing out much more than a PG-13 to this tale of an alien mummy who likes to watch women play with each other. See if desperate