Ever since I first saw Shock Waves, I’ve been keeping an eye out for a zombie SS storm-trooper movie that doesn’t suck. I don’t understand why this is such an impossible mark to hit. Zombies are scary. Nazis are evil. So why are Nazi zombies universally nothing but stupid and dull? It doesn’t help that they’re usually trying to kill characters that they can go ahead and eat as far as I’m concerned. In this go-around they’re even dumber than usual. Why would the Third Reich have wasted so many resources creating immortal, world-dominating creatures that couldn’t even pass their own rotten “mental hygiene” standards? The end clearly indicates that the producers were hoping for a sequel. Not me. See if desperate
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