Review – Mega Piranha

Because sometimes at the end of a long week you just have to shut your brain off for awhile. Let it cool down. Reboot. When that’s where you are, The Asylum has your back. Weaponized piranha take over the Orinoco, getting larger and larger as they swim downstream. By the time they hit the ocean, they’re as big as houses and completely comfortable in salt water. I genuinely respect former pop princess Tiffany for her attempt to stay in the public eye, but the rest of the cast is missable. As is the script, direction and just about everything else here. Put this on your viewing list only if you seriously need to go for an hour and a half without firing a single synapse. See if desperate