Review – Universal Soldier: The Return

Jean Claude Van Damme is so cute when he tries to act. It’s like watching a kitten that just pushed a toy under something where he can’t reach it. He’s never going to pull it off, but it’s fun to watch him work at it. And at least he’s making a genuine effort. Most of the rest of the cast of this completely unnecessary sequel either phones it in or doesn’t have enough to phone in to begin with. See if desperate