Flavor Flav takes a break from his wretched post-Public-Enemy reality show career to provide the intro for two wretchedly dreadful horror shorts. In the first a quartet of bank robbers run afoul of rural cannibals, and in the second a houseful of witless teens run afoul of either a killer cop, a killer clown (Tony Todd as "James Clown," no kidding) or Bloody Mary summoned from a mirror. Amazingly enough, the picture was even worse than this description makes it sound. Wish I'd skipped it
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