One of the Netflix user reviews of this magnum opus began with "You'll love this movie if you're related to someone who's in this movie." To which I have little to add. Five guys direct five horror vignettes, each vying for the title of "worst of the set." I could get into specifics, such as "if you're going to make a zombie western, at least shell out the bucks to rent a horse or two." But what would be the point? Ultimately all this thing proves is that five talentless morons with camcorders don't make a production any better than – or honestly different from – a movie made by one talentless moron with a camcorder. Wish I'd skipped it
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