Review – The Incredible Melting Man

Astronaut gets cooked by radiation and returns to Earth looking like a Fudgsicle on a hot July afternoon. This would have been an "unfortunate accident" movie rather than a horror movie if not for the guy's attempts to stave off his gooey demise by eating people. The production looks like Rick Baker probably had some fun putting together the melting dude effects, but none of the pleasure in the creation process translates into fun for the audience. In particular, the pacing is dreadful and the script's feeble attempts at humor were almost enough to make me feel sorry for this stinker. Almost. See if desperate