Review – Count Yorga, Vampire

This was listed in the opening credits as The Loves of Count Iorga, Vampire, the remnants of the picture’s pre-production origins as a soft-core porn flick. For better or worse, the nude scenes were removed from the script prior to shooting. I say “better” because in general the world can probably do without more vampire porn movies. But it’s “worse” as well, because if the movie had included sex scenes then at least it would have had something. This is nothing but dull vampire shenanigans. Oh, and PS: brutally killed cat plus unpleasant dead baby reference equals a zero rating rather than a one. Wish I’d skipped it