Review – Creepies

Thank goodness someone’s still willing to hire Ron Jeremy, even if it’s just for apropos-of-nothing walk-on roles in the middle of low-budget horror movies. I wouldn’t want to live in a nation that would abandon its superannuated porn stars (or worse, make them get actual jobs). Jeremy aside, the most expensive things in the whole production are the mutant spiders who will take over Los Angeles if the Army and/or a group of assholes at a recording studio can’t come up with a way to thwart them. In the first five minutes we learn that jeans have become part of standard military uniforms. With attention to detail like that, this picture didn’t hold my attention for long. See if desperate