Review – It’s Alive (2008)

Just how long is the Festival of Unnecessary Remakes now? Well, apparently it needed to be 90 minutes longer. The production values overall are a teeny bit better. And as if in exchange, the monster is nowhere near as good. Unlike the creature in the original, this one can pass for normal. In the end, of course, it turns into its true self, a Garbage Pail Kid called Nathan NoDentalPlan. Otherwise it’s the same stupid story of an overpaid white couple who give birth to a pet-killin’ devil child. Wish I’d skipped it