Review – BloodMonkey

I guess if they called this “ButtMonkey” it wouldn’t have sounded as scary. Actually, what they should have called it was “NoMonkey.” The first half of the picture is all set-up (group of college students ventures into the jungle at the behest of an anthropologist who’s more than slightly off his rocker), and the last half hour is all screaming and running. That left about ten minutes sandwiched in the middle that might have been good except it wasn’t. The real surprise was that the title monsters don’t actually appear on screen until the final seconds of the show. Honestly that was for the best, because the computer animated gorilla-of-menace seriously didn’t work. Oh, and what evil befell F. Murray Abraham to knock him off the pedestal of respectable roles and reduce him to this lowly state? See if desperate