Review – Monster Ark

Somewhere in the middle of this movie I began making up new plot developments in my head, trying anything to make it more interesting than it was. Though I didn’t come up with anything brilliant, it wasn’t hard to imagine something better than what this turned out to be. Apparently before Noah saved the rest of the animals on earth from the great flood, God tasked him with boxing up a monster and carting it away. Needless to say, pesky archaeologists dig it up and uncrate it, leaving a squad of soldiers in Iraq to track it down and get it back in the box. See if desperate