Ghost stories are entertaining. Sea stories are entertaining. But this sea ghost story is so far from entertaining it isn’t even funny. It starts out as a simple story of a guy who inherits a haunted boat (hence the title) and takes a group of his friends out for a cruise. But it swiftly degenerates into a meandering mess of barely-related subplots that serve no function beyond providing a handful of very cheap thrills. Even if this ever had a chance to be good, it’s too ineptly produced to have any entertainment value at all. Wish I’d skipped it
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