Review – Raptor

A small town is attacked by one of the flimsiest rubber dinosaurs ever recorded on film. This is a lobotomized reheat of Jurassic Park, fit primarily for the likes of Corben Bernsen (seriously, ditch the hats and come to grips with your male pattern baldness) and Julia Roberts’s brother. Over the years I’ve developed a tolerance for crappy horror movies, so I was willing to grant a bit of leeway on the cheap puppets. But there’s no excuse for a script so bad it could have been written by an especially talentless high school student. Not that even a brilliant script would have been a match for editing so choppy that in some places the production becomes strangely, unintentionally funny. See if desperate