Review – Terror Train

Because back in 1980 when they still had to sell tickets to make a movie a commercial success, calling it “Boredom Train” probably wouldn’t have done the trick. It would, however, have been a bit more honest. This hit theaters two years after Halloween, and yet Jamie Lee Curtis looks much younger than she did in the role that originally made her famous (and set her feet on the path that led her through a parade of crappy slasher movies like this one). The age thing is also odd because in this production she’s supposed to be a college senior. David Copperfield and Vanity are just two of the 80s “luminaries” that back Curtis up in this dull little show about a psycho killer seeking revenge aboard a train full of partying frat boys and their horny dates. See if desperate