Review – Slayer

Only after a friend and I started watching this did we realize that it was so terrible that, after it ran on the SciFi Channel, a clip ended up on The Soup. And with good reason. Casper Van Dien (is this guy in everything now?) stars as the captain of a commando squad that journeys to the jungles of South America to take on a rising tide of vampires. In more skillful hands this might have at least seemed like a message piece about U.S. foreign policy. But with basic cable shlockmeister Kevin VanHook at the helm, this is pretty much nothing but an excuse for commando vs. vampire kung fu matches. Snore. See if desperate