I guess if they start out to make a really stupid movie, then saying that this is a really stupid movie ought to be a compliment. Mission accomplished, right? Sadly, this is Disney dumb without being Disney fun. Vin Diesel stars as a Navy SEAL assigned to protect a family of kids from evildoers while their mom’s in Switzerland helping the government recover their dead dad’s secret project. “Hilarious” babysitting high jinks ensue. The thinking must have been Kindergarten Cop, but aside from giving Diesel a hefty dose of humiliation, this production doesn’t accomplish a whole lot. This is the kind of movie that free preview weekends on the Starz networks are made for. See if desperate
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