Review – Legend of the Bog

Four threads vie for the title of “least interesting” in this weak tale of a reanimated corpse that emerges from an Irish bog, makes a couple of dogs into shoes and goes on a killing spree. At first his violence seems random, but then the true motive emerges and makes us all long for the time when we didn’t know the monster’s ridiculous reason for his foul deeds. On the other hand, this is about as good as we have any right to expect from a cast populated with so many former soccer players. Also released as Bog Body. Wish I’d skipped it