Thursday, August 19, 2004

Review – Near Death

Straight to video – which was probably how it was shot – goes this flimsy excuse for a horror movie. The plot’s some stupid mish-mash about ghouls and/or ghosts stuck in the mansion of an evil Hollywood type. Most of the movie comes across as cheap soft-core porn with the porn mostly cut out. All of the effects are cheap, but amazingly some of them kinda work. On the other hand, a lot of them really, really don’t work. Script awful. Acting so terrible it hardly even counts as acting. In other words, run-of-the-mill cheap-ass fright flick. Wish I’d skipped it

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