Review – House of the Dead

Ever get the hankering to pay Sega for the privilege of watching a 90-minute ad for one of its video games? Well, if that desire ever does strike you, at last your need can now be met. It isn’t that I necessarily mind movies based on “low culture” sources. But this one’s seriously almost nothing but witless zombie destruction, including jump cuts to clips from the game itself. Oh, and toward the beginning we’re “treated” to a handful of gratuitous boob shots. So basically the whole thing is tailored to the stereotypical audience: teenage boys with more video victories than dates under their belts. See if desperate