Review – The Mummy’s Kiss

Okay, this one was my fault. One look at the box should have told me that this was soft-core porn rather than an actual mummy movie. Sure, there’s a mummy in it briefly at the beginning, but it’s almost immediately magically transformed into a topless woman. From there on out it’s a quasi-rip of the Fraser/Weisz mummy movies only with a pseudo-lesbian twist. And though I have little use for soft-core smut, I’ll confess to being at least a little peeved to discover that the tape rented from Hollywood Video is missing most of the sex scenes (or at least so I suspect, considering that anything that looks like a sex scene gets cut abruptly short, in at least one case leaving a gap in the plot). I wanted a mummy movie, but once denied that I guess I would have preferred to at least gotten what I did end up renting however dreadful it turned out to be. Wish I’d skipped it