Saturday, August 17, 2002

Review – The Mausoleum

Horny housewife demons, I rebuke you! The plot here would probably work better in a porn movie: a woman is possessed by a demon that turns her into a nymphomaniac who kills after screwing (and presumably cleans up the blood and chunks afterward). Certainly the dialogue is bad enough to fit well in your average skin flick. Further, if they’d worked more actual sex into the movie maybe these brilliant auteurs could have spent less screen time on special effects that looked like they wouldn’t pass muster in one of those really cheap haunted houses that rely mostly on fog machines and day-glo paint for thrills and chills. And poor La Wanda Page suffers though a black maid role that would have been embarrassing back in the days of Gone with the Wind. If you’re a kid and you wanna go whee but you can’t get smut yet, this might tide you over. Otherwise the returns on your video rental dollar are few and far between. See if desperate

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