Saturday, August 18, 2001

Review – Driven

I think the title of this movie is actually short for something else. Such as “Driven Mad by the Wretched Excuse for a Script and Equally Abominable Acting.” Or perhaps “Driven to Distraction by Director Renny Harlin’s Constant Abuse of the Eye-Straining, Neck-Snapping, MTV-style Editing and Music So Loud that Most of the Dialogue Is Inaudible.” Or maybe “Driven to Drink by an Extended Parade of Clichés So Old They Had Dust on Them Way Before Race Cars Were Even Invented.” But no, somewhere there are probably still theaters with marquees that would run out of letters if forced to go with any of the longer names. Besides, a more honest title might have driven audiences away. See if desperate

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