Review – Jack Frost

Jack shit, a two-word description for the script, the acting, the effects and just about everything else to do with this dreadful ordeal of a movie. The title character is a psycho-killer who is on the way to his own execution when he’s exposed to some sort of nonsense chemical that turns him into a giant, homicidal snowman. Really. No kidding. Actually, kidding is just about all this movie seems to want to do. The characters are constantly spouting lines that would embarrass even the great Freddy Krueger himself. The plot also sports more false endings than Brazil, ultimately tending to suggest that this is nothing more than a cheap, stupid parody of cheap, stupid slasher movies. Wish I’d skipped it