Review – The 13th Warrior

For all those people out there who ever wondered what it would be like if you let Michael Crichton redo The Seven Samurai as Conan the Barbarian with Antonio Banderas cast in the lead, well, unlikely as it may seem, they actually made the movie you’ve been waiting for. For everyone else, there’s little here besides a tedious mishmash of plot twists and stunted, macho sexuality. Wish I’d skipped it