“Hello, and welcome to the movies. My name is Mel Gibson, and I’ll be your server. What can I get for you folks this evening?” “Well, I think we’d like a hearty helping of violence.” “Very good. And would you like some acting with that?” “No, just violence would be fine.” “Could I tempt you with a little plot on the side?” “We’ll pass. Just bring us the violence, please. Oh, and could you throw in a cute dog? But make sure something violent happens to him.” “We’ll get your order right out.” Mildly amusing
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