Review – Volcano

I’m glad I didn’t see this movie in the theater, as it has got to be one of the loudest films I’ve ever watched; I’m sure that with the new eardrum-bursting speakers most theaters now have, I would have been completely deaf by the end of it. And the hearing loss would scarcely have been worth the sacrifice. Stars Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche both seem oddly miscast in this endless parade of bogus seismology, wooden dialogue and unbelievable plot twists. Top it all off with a pedantic and more than a little ludicrous message about Los Angelinos of all races coming together in the face of adversity, and you’ve got a real stinker on your hands. See if desperate