Review – Embrace of the Vampire

Somewhere out there, someone has an erotic fixation on Alyssa Milano. If that person happens to be you, then this is the movie you’ve been waiting your whole life to see. There’s more Milano nudity here than you can shake a stick at. Unfortunately, that’s about all there is. The rest is just a lot of silly, pseudo-erotic rambling about an innocent young thing slowly (and I do mean slowly) seduced by a neurotic vampire (is there another kind?). Wish I’d skipped it