Review – Shadowzone: The Undead Express

This must have been some kind of attempt by Showtime to move into Tales from the Crypt territory (only this was all one big catastrophe instead of a string of half-hour mini-failures). You know you’re in for a long hour and a half when the protagonist is prepubescent, and sure enough, this one drags on and on with our hapless young hero crying wolf about the vampires in the New York subways. As a result, it tends to play like an After School Special for bad little children. Ron Silver must have a serious need for cash to have sunk to this role (though really, after playing Alan Dershowitz perhaps playing a bloodsucking monster isn’t all that big a stretch). See if desperate