Review – The Real Blonde

Men are shallow. Women are neurotic. Successful relationships are built on self-actualization rather than honest communication. If we feel better about ourselves, our sex lives will improve. There, now you got the whole point of this movie. The closest any of it comes to being engaging is a subplot involving one of the neighbors of the shallow yuppie protagonists, an elderly black woman whose dog is stolen (for no apparent reason) at the beginning of the movie. Wondering whether or not the dog is going to return is about the only thing that kept me watching. See if desperate