Saturday, March 21, 1998

Review – Humanoids from the Deep

Let’s say that the shark from Jaws was actually a coelacanth, and that pollution caused it to mutate into a bipedal creature (or collection of creatures, as it turns out) with a yen to walk around on dry land and rape nubile young women. Wow, wouldn’t that make a great movie? Apparently not. Some of the effects are amusing if you’re into guys in big fish suits, but the continuity and other technical problems are legion (how about the woman who’s actually drier after she showers?) and the acting is as laughable as the script. If you’re easily amused by tit shots, you may get a minor bang out of this. Otherwise it doesn’t offer much. Oh, and dog violence warning. See if desperate

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