Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Awkward Batman #23

Eh, I’ve had worse bosses. 
 
Besides, this guy spent the whole story ending every sentence with “See” like some crappy Edward G. Robinson ripoff, so honestly he has it coming.
 

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Awkward Batman #22

Another multiple choice question. Which of the following is the best caption for this panel?
 
A. "Robin hits the bad guys with an oar."
 
B. Trick question. As this is obviously a picture of Robin hitting the bad guys with an oar, no caption is needed.
 
C. This:
 

Monday, July 29, 2024

Awkward Batman #21

This one isn’t particularly hilarious. I'm just posting it in the hope that “splub” can somehow make its way into common usage.
 

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Awkward Batman #20

I feel like any attempt to provide context would diminish the experience.


Saturday, July 27, 2024

Awkward Batman #19

In context, gangsters have taken over the town and replaced the real cops. Still ...
 


Friday, July 26, 2024

Awkward Batman #18

Our second motto is “never be helpful to those who don’t need help.”

Our third motto is “exercise caution when determining who does and doesn’t need help.”

And honestly, that’s just the tip of the iceberg here. 

Be a “Robin Regular” by being regular?

Nationalism?


Thursday, July 25, 2024

Review – Napoleon (2023)

With Joaquin Phoenix in the title role, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that the story centers around Napoleon’s various neuroses (especially his peculiar relationship with Josephine). They spent a lot of money making this, which at least makes it a pretty mess. See if desperate