Review – The First Omen

Satan certainly has complicated relationships with his baby mamas. And of course getting a conspiracy within the Catholic church involved doesn’t exactly make things simpler. Overall it’s a different look and feel from the first entry in the Omen series, which is a shame. Mildly amusing

Review – The Boogeyman (2023)

KC and the Sunshine Band gets stiffed again, as does anyone hoping that this will be an exception to the general rule that movie adaptations of Stephen King’s stories stink. Sisters find themselves isolated and disbelieved when a shadows-dwelling beast starts stalking them. Mildly amusing

Review – Immaculate

It’s odd that this spent years in preproduction limbo and yet still manages to come across as a mockbuster version of the slapdash prequel to The Omen. Sydney Sweeney fans fear not; she plays a nun, but that’s no deterrent to nude scenes. They try to turn things arty with an extremely long take toward the end, but otherwise this is a run-of-the-mill tale of demonic impregnation. See if desperate