Review - There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane

 2/26 - Specifically, she had some kind of mental breakdown and drives a minivan full of kids the wrong way down a highway until the inevitable fatal crash ensues. So here we have a feature-length bicker fest about whether she was drunk or high or crazy or some combination of all the above. Final resolution does not result. Mildly amusing

Review - Forgotten Tales

We should be so lucky. Amateur-hour horror anthology. At least these folks seem like they’ve ever seen a horror movie, even if they aren’t especially good at making them. Wish I’d skipped it

Review - Minions

As the name implies, this one’s all about the hench-things from Despicable Me. In this prequel, their previous boss assigns them to steal the British Crown Jewels. High jinks ensue. Mildly amusing

Review - Satanic

Four twentysomethings. On their way to Coachella. Stopping by notorious murder sites along the way. Honestly, if I haven’t already talked you out of watching this, there isn’t much else I can say. Wish I’d skipped it

Review - Finding Dory

Dory the forgetful fish gets her own movie, joined by her friends from the first one as she searches for her long-lost parents. If you liked the original – and a lot of folks did – then odds are you’ll like this one too. Mildly amusing