Vigilante commando supercop junkie werewolves. No kidding. And as an extra added bonus: Mario Van Peebles in the lead role. I’m not entirely sure how this got into my Netflix queue. Perhaps it was the producer/screenplay credit to Richard Christian Matheson, whose writing I’ve admired for awhile now. Even so, I’m surprised this disc managed to float to the top of the queue. Seems like I’ve got a lot of stuff in there that should have been higher priority. Live, learn, and dish out one-star ratings. See if desperate
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Review – Weekend at Bernie’s
I got a copy of this movie for free when I ordered a pizza. Really. No kidding. Andrew McCarthy stars in what has to be one of the dumbest caper movies of all time. Two snotty morons get caught up in a ridiculous set of circumstances that for one reason or another require them to keep up the pretense that their boss is hanging out with them at his beach house despite the fact that he’s been murdered by mobsters. That nothing they did would even remotely have worked is far beside the point, as is the number of opportunities they had to bail out of the whole mess with few if any repercussions. This is stupid even by 80s caper movie standards, so how or why on earth they ended up making as sequel is completely beyond me. In retrospect, the pizza came in a box. Maybe I should have watched that for 90 minutes instead. See if desperate
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Review – Suspect Zero
I’ll bet these things sound great in the pitch meetings. A psychic who used to track serial killers for the FBI has gone crazy and is now hunting and killing the killers himself. We’ll get Ben Kingsley. What do you think? No, we swear we aren’t going to stir in a ton of incomprehensible subplots or use choppy editing and a muddled script to obscure the underlying story until it becomes difficult to care about. And we’d never dream of resorting to hackneyed visual tricks or anything like that. No, we don’t have our fingers crossed behind our backs. Please, just give us the money so we can start shooting. Mildly amusing
Monday, July 18, 2005
Review – Habitat
And you thought your teenage years were difficult. Imagine how much worse they would have been if the ozone layer was gone and your dad turned into a bizarre plant ghost. And then he takes your house and your mom with him into the realm of bizarre botany. If your imagination doesn’t stretch that far, then this movie might help you out. Otherwise it’s little more than an awful adolescent flick with some sci fi grafted on. Or is it the other way around? See if desperate
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Review – The Quiet American (1958)
It’s almost hard to believe that Vietnam ever looked like this to American eyes. This first film production of Graham Greene’s novel suffers from many of the drawbacks of the 21st century remake while sporting few of the benefits. Production values are mid-range at best, the acting is mediocre and the script is terrible. But worst of all is Audie Murphy, playing the boyish-yet-sinister American agent with very little of the yet-sinister quality so essential to the story (but so unacceptable to late 50s audiences, one supposes). The result comes across almost entirely as a love triangle gone bad, robbing the production of the geopolitical elements that might have made it a much more interesting snapshot of western involvement in Indochina before it became the overwhelming mess of the 60s and 70s. Mildly amusing
Friday, July 15, 2005
Review – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Review – In the Realms of the Unreal
This is a fascinating look at the life and work of Henry Darger. Of course, with Darger as a subject you’d have to work pretty hard to make an uninteresting movie. And to be sure, there are a few rough spots. I’m not as big a fan as I thought I’d be of the decision to animate his drawings. On a more fundamental level, the background material – interviews with his neighbors and the like – didn’t amount to much beyond clearly establishing that nobody knew him especially well. With this in mind, most of the screen time goes to the artist’s work, particularly his legendary 15,000-page novel. It was enough to make me wish some visionary publishing house could find a way to print it, though it sounds like it would make difficult reading at best. As it stands, most of us will just have to be content with reproductions of his drawings and snippets of his writing. Worth seeing
Friday, July 8, 2005
Review – Maniac
Here’s a real cinema rarity: an interesting slasher movie. For the first half or so, this is as plotless and episodic as a porn movie. Indeed, it resembles cheap, low budget pornography a lot, except that the women are being murdered rather than screwed. The killer (Joe Spinnell in a fine performance) is a strong base of the Son of Sam (doubtless still fresh in the minds of most New Yorkers in 1980) mixed in with a cup of Ed Gein (the whole scalp-taking thing) and a dash of Zodiac (the desire to preserve victims as slaves). When the production starts sprouting a story, it’s almost a bit of a let-down. However, the end was genuinely impressive. Even all these years later, it’s still amazing what creativity can do for a low budget production. Worth seeing