Saturday, May 31, 2003
Review – The Cruel Sea
Sunday, May 25, 2003
Review – The Demon Within
Friday, May 23, 2003
Review – Darkwolf
Thursday, May 22, 2003
Review – The Vault
Okay, imagine that you’re a creepy night watchman and that your only job for all eternity is to keep folks from opening a vault in the basement of an old school and letting Evil roam free. Now imagine that mere days before the school is scheduled to be torn down (presumably burying the Evil forever) a group of meddling kids shows up. Do you 1. stand diligently outside the door and make sure nobody comes near it, or 2. wander aimlessly around the building telling eerie stories to the kids’ chaperone? Decisions, decisions. Under different circumstances I’d applaud Full Moon for casting dim-witted black teens to play roles that would normally go to dim-witted white teens. Unfortunately the film-makers appear to be making casting decisions no so much out of a sense of multiculturalism but rather as part of a tasteless scheme to exploit slavery, inner-city crime and other real-world wrongs to make their crappy ghost story resonate. It didn’t work. Wish I’d skipped it
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Review – Life Is Beautiful
I confess that I didn’t come into this experience with any expectation that I was going to like it. In general European comedies don’t do that much for me. However, there have been some notable exceptions over the years, and this is one of them. Judging only by clips and trailers, I would have guessed that I’d find Roberto Benigni extremely annoying, but oddly enough he’s kind of endearing in a silly, grows-on-you sort of way. The first half (or so) of the movie is a Chaplin-esque screwball comedy about a free-spirited waiter’s adventures in pre-World War Two Italy. Only occasionally do dark jabs at the nation’s descent into Fascism intrude upon the light-hearted, romantic flavor of the film. But then the production does an abrupt about-face as our hero, his wife and their son are sent to a concentration camp. The rest of the movie is one grim graveyard joke after another. For the most part it’s charming and sad in equal parts, but every once in awhile I found myself musing about Jerry Lewis’s legendary, unreleased Holocaust comedy. Worth seeing
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
Review – Django Unchained
Review – Dragonfly
Review – Belphegor: The Phantom of the Louvre
Monday, May 19, 2003
Review – The Grey Zone
Even by normal Holocaust movie standards this one’s more than a bit of a bummer. The main story – the true tale of a brief armed revolt among the crematoria sondercommando at Auschwitz – is genuinely fascinating. Further, the production comes complete with an ensemble cast of borderline A- and B-list stars who do an admirable job despite the against-type roles some of them caught. Indeed, the only real drawback is that the action and dialogue sometimes strongly reek of the stage play this production was before it made the jump to the big screen. Even the occasional dramatic stiffness is more than made up for by the unflinching portrayal of some of the worst aspects of concentration camp horror. Worth seeing
Saturday, May 17, 2003
Review – Enigma
Review – Catch Me If You Can
Review – Simone
Or “S1M0NE” if you prefer the studio’s hokey spelling. The premise here isn’t anything to write home about: a down-on-his-luck director of crappy art flicks can’t get any living actresses to appear in his movies, so through the beneficence of a dying computer genius he inherits a virtual star who becomes an overnight sensation. The high jinks that result aren’t exactly the height of hilarity. Whatever chance the story might otherwise have had is swiftly done in by the ham-handed direction and the sorry excuse for a script. However, the acting’s the real death of this flick. The newcomer they got to play the beloved-by-everyone digital babe is a real meat puppet, and whatever they expected to get out of Al Pacino in the Pygmalion role didn’t end up delivered. Lay that one squarely at Pacino’s doorstep; he almost literally stumbles through the whole production, appearing as if he constantly had to be heavily sedated to even get him on to the set of this barking dog. See if desperate
Friday, May 16, 2003
Review – X-Men 2
If you liked the first one, then here’s a couple of hours’ worth of the same. In fact, it would probably really help to see the first one first, because several of the characters are set up there and don’t get a lot of development here. Interesting – or at least novel – new things in this go-around include the ultra-religious Nightcrawler and a scene in which a teenage mutant must “come out” to his parents. Beyond that, however, lies only a continuation of the effects- and action-intensive comic book drama of the first. I guess the producers know how to please their audience. Mildly amusing
Review – Reversal of Fortune
Jeremy Irons and Ron Silver appear to be equally at home in their respective roles as Claus von Bulow and Alan Dershowitz in this dramatic re-creation of the latter’s efforts to get the former’s murder conviction overturned by the Rhode Island Supreme Court. Though the legal shenanigans are bound to entertain those who are entertained by such things, most of the non-lawyer amusement value featured herein is provided by Irons as the enigmatic von Bulow, particularly his deadpan delivery of the German aristocrat telling gallows humor jokes about himself. The moral of the story isn’t anywhere near as compelling or uplifting as the Dersh seems to think it is, but that doesn’t stop this from being a moderately compelling tale. Mildly amusing
Tuesday, May 13, 2003
Review – Auto Focus
Thursday, May 8, 2003
Review – Caligula
Saturday, May 3, 2003
Review – Path to War
HBO presents the battle for Lyndon Johnson’s soul between Robert McNamara and Clark Clifford. The movie follows LBJ and his closest confidantes from the inaugural ball in 1965 to the President’s announcement that he wouldn’t run in 1968. As a result, much of the drama centers around McNamara and Clifford flip-flopping back and forth on the wisdom of continuing U.S. involvement in Vietnam. This isn’t exactly the height of John Frankenheimer’s directorial prowess. If nothing else, it’s a bit too full of Hollywood conceits, such as the implication that McNamara began to doubt the wisdom of the bombing campaign primarily as a result of witnessing Norman Morrison’s suicide (even if it’s true, it’s too theatrical an explanation). But the production is well crafted, and Alec Baldwin and Donald Sutherland do workmanlike jobs in their roles. Overall if 60s-era political intrigue entertains you then you’ll probably get a kick out of this effort. Mildly amusing