Friday, February 22, 2002
Review – Die, Monster, Die!
Review – That’s Entertainment
With precious few exceptions, my general feeling about musicals (especially “classic” musicals from MGM’s heyday) is that the big, gaudy production numbers are kinda fun to watch but seldom justify the bad scripts, dreadful acting and less-effective songs. So this compilation was tailor-made for folks like me who want the spectacle but don’t want to sit through the rest of it. Even so, the collection features a couple of slow spots and a big chunk of narration by the stars (much of which isn’t all that interesting). Overall, however, this is an entertaining bit of fluff for a slow evening. Mildly amusing
Sunday, February 17, 2002
Review – Island of Terror
Terrence Fisher directs yet another British sixties-era all-plot horror movie. Scientists working on a cure for cancer instead breed silicon-based monsters that look like mud pies with tentacles and have the nasty habit of grabbing people and animals and dissolving their bones. Thank goodness the lab was on a small island where a handful of villagers are the only folks immediately in harm’s way. Bad luck for them, though. Like many other movies from this era, if anything else in the picture measured up to the quality of the concept, it would have been a damn fine production. As it was, however, the monsters are too silly, the pace too uneven and the dialogue too terrible to support the story. Even Peter Cushing, normally quite the asset, appears to be phoning it in. I’d be first in line to see it if this ever got remade with better production values, but the original is at best vaguely entertaining. Mildly amusing
Saturday, February 16, 2002
Review – What Dreams May Come
A big budget film based on a novel by Richard Matheson? I should have loved it. Certainly I was impressed by the art direction (very Pre-Raphaelite) and visual effects. This is one of the prettiest movies I’ve ever seen. Even Robin Williams wasn’t his usual, frantic self. And sure, the new-agey psycho-babble version of the afterlife is sometimes more than a little hard to swallow, especially when it starts to muddle the plot a bit. However, overall this is a technical wonder with copious literary allusions, and it could have been one of the most entertaining movies ever. The only problem – and unfortunately it’s a big one – is that the story is one huge, unending bummer from beginning to end. Kid death. Husband death. Wife death. Even the dog dies right at the outset, setting the tone for the rest of the show. I suppose it’s normal and healthy to be able to look the Grim Reaper in the face every now and again, but such an extensive wallow in grief tends to leave one a bit emotionally drained by the end. I won’t warn you off it entirely, but don’t expect to walk away from the experience in the sunniest of moods. Mildly amusing
Friday, February 8, 2002
Review – Collateral Damage
Friday, February 1, 2002
Review – Hiroshima
Despite the title, this extended, made-for-cable production spends very little time in the first city destroyed by an atomic bomb. Instead, the focus is on the political shenanigans on both sides of the Pacific in the months leading up to August 1945. American politicians dicker over strategy and timing while Japanese moderates wrestle with hard-line military fanatics while they try to strike a deal with the Soviets. Overall this is a fascinating portrait of a war drawing to a close and preparations beginning for a new conflict. I expect one should go in with at least a little pre-existing interest in the subject at hand, but if you have such an interest then you should thoroughly enjoy this production. Mildly amusing